Cash for Kilo's - Deadlift Competition - October 2016
Charity Fundraising Competition for Stepgates School Special Needs Unit
Cash for Kilo’s – Deadlift Competition – October 2016
It’s DEADLIFT TIME again you MoFo’s…
Deadlifts are our passion… We gather on the chalk strewn floor like a warrior clan, the guys muscular and veined carry a menacing look. No-one makes eye contact just in-case one of those men kill each other; the place is like a tinderbox ready to be ignited.
The women crowd in too, they are all voluptuous, lean and beautiful, carrying well sculpted bodies they’ve earned from years of training, looking like amazonian warriors from…… the Amazon!?
Someone pinch me now to snap my mind away from the sexual tension, or will that just make it worse….? FFS, just pinch me anyway and we’ll suffer the consequences together you temptress…
And then the clock struck 10am, the day dream flittered away and…
It’s time to lift.
You’re invited to join this band of sweating heathens to find out who the strongest man and woman in Staines-upon-Thames really is at 10am on an October morning.
The battle will be decided in four ways.
Biggest lift male
Biggest lift female
Best lift *Wilks male
Best lift *Wilks female
*Wilks is a formula that takes into consideration body weight, gender and weight lifted giving one winner across all body-weights for male and female.
Proceeds go to Stepgates Autism Spectrum Disorder Unit.