Has Your Gym Been Mollycoddling You?

Hello you beautiful bounder…

The weather is starting to get hot and your thighs may have started to rub at the top…

A bit of chubrub at the top of your thighs never fails to let you know that your New Years Resolution to get fit and lose a bit of weight for summer has gone absolutely and utterly pear shaped, just like your body has.

It’s time to face the facts… Last time you were walking around Tesco’s, there was so much friction your private garden was two steps away from bursting in flames!… If this tale sounds too awfully familiar it really is time to get your very hot, very sweaty butt into the gymnasium and try to get bikini fit for the summer because…

Lets be totally honest it’s 2016, man or woman you should all be comfortable wearing bikini on the beach.

So fellas if you fancy getting all dressed up in drag this summer by the sea; or ladies if it looks like you’re in drag when you’re wearing a swimming costume and you really wish it didn’t, come down to the gym for some nice group training and sort that gender bending summer holiday bod’ right out.

Love you…

White Noise Gym